why arent boobs called chest melons
I LIKE THAT THIS GIFSET INCLUDES FRIENDSHIP LOVE, ROMANTIC LOVE AND SELF LOVE.
Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.
I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
"son, are you ok? you look so pale" "❤♠☹☯† i’m fine mom †☯☹♠❤”
This fucking photo ruined my life whenever I think about it I burst out laughing I have gotten so many detentions cause of this fucking cat duckface monster